Mo Bitches's Detroit Lions Fan Profile

Conceived during a particularly awesome Bon Jovi concert in the 80’s, Mo Bitches became a Navy Seal at age six. After breaking the US Special Forces record for confirmed kills by 800 terrorists, Mo quit and became a CSI Investigator and part time male model.

When he’s not too busy satisfying women or grooming his sweet mustache, Mo dazzles the Detroit sports talk scene with his brilliant insights and unbelievably accurate prognostications. He also enjoys using way too many adjectives in his fiery hot and amazingly witty blogs.

and the epic failures of all Ohio teams., Detroit Sports, large explosions, the lamentations of my enemies women

There isn't enough room on the internet to list all the things that I am good at so I will just list my weaknesses. I am not go