Lions vs. Knicks: Royal Rumble.

I wish that a royal rumble between Lions greats, Matt Millen, Joey Harrington, Charles Rogers, and Mike Williams, and Knicks stars, Isiah Thomas, Stephon Marbury, Eddie Currey, and Jerome James, could be organized to settle which of these two franchise's is in deed the biggest disgrace in professional sports. The winner of the rumble, the last man standing in the ring, would merit some kind of praise and bring an ounce of respectability to his respective franchise. Imagine the two teams (or band of brothers I should say) starring eachother down in the middle of the ring as the ref explains the rules of the fight. Millen rubbing his mustache with ferocity ready to beat down Isiah Thomas, whose balls are sweating with fear as the little man in his head try's to calm him down: "This is childish Isiah. Leave now and maybe you can catch the tail end of Shaft playing on TNT at 8:30 tonight." Mike Williams standing there, his eyes wandering around the stadium like a lost five-year old's. Jerome James pulling up his knee high socks, pissed off because he actually has to get off his fat ass and do something. Stephon Marbury huffing and puffing with his hands out in front of him, fingers clenched, and teeth gritting, closely resembling Blanca from Street Fighter. Joey Harrington reaching out to shake hands with the ref trying to make friends with him; asking him if he prefers to listen to Billy Joel or Meatloaf. Charles Rogers with over-sized baggy sweatpants on smoking a blunt. Eddie Currey gorging his face with a cheeseburger. The excitement would be crippling. The ringing of the bell would bring the audience to their feet. To be continued.......