Millen's Mustache
January 11, 2008
Martin Benante
Millen's Mustache
Do you think that Millen Millen and William Clay Ford smoke cigars and drink brandy together after every game win or lOOSE? I bet you they do. That's why Ford keeps him around, they must have great conversations. Whether it's Reflecting on the glory days of football when Millen was actually a productive member of the NFL, or joking about how people in Flint Michigan have resorted to eating rat burgers every since Ford moved his plants to third world countries, the two of them must finish eachother's sentences. I can just picture Ford lifting up his head up and chuckling at Millen "How about that offensive line? I think that, oh what's her name? that really funny woman on UPN, oh right Monique! you should sign her to start at Right tackle." Then Millen responds back to Ford "Oh stop it Willy". Then Ford responds back to Millen "no you stop it". Then Millen compromises; "OK let's both stop", which for some odd reason makes the two laugh like 18th century ass-licking French aristocrats. Then Ford ends the conversation after his last swig of brandy by pinching Millen's cheek and saying to him "ah hell who cares, we'll get em' next time tiger."
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